- Me, back in the old days:what if we just take some milk and beat the shit out of it
- someone normal:What? Why?
- Me:*makes butter*
- someone normal:Holy shit
one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”
Friendly reminder that Leliana once:Took a ride on the sails of a windmill. It didn’t turn out well.Drank a thimble of dwarven ale and woke up a week later in Jader wearing nothing but her shoes and a towel.Got cotton candy stuck in her hair and proceeded to eat it for the next few days after ...
Mark's precious laughter