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teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?me: the due date. 
t-shirts I own: 70t-shirts I wear: 10t-shirts I’m willing to give up: 0
if there was a eye roll emoji it would probably be my number one used emoji
90% of a relationship is deciding where to eat
when you go to say something and then you completely forget what it was that you were going to say and it annoys you for ages
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  • Sherlock:FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS
  • John:sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK
  • Mrs Hudson:lover's tiff?
  • John:FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES
  • John:I HATE YOU BOTH
  • John:FUCK THIS I'M OUT TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND
  • Sherlock:lol
  • Wall::)
  • ...
  • Dogged Nice Guy:radiating unrequited love
  • Soo Lin:Please stop standing outside my flat at midnight with a boombox. The neighbours complain.
  • ~LATER TIME~
  • Soo Lin:packing up
  • OMINOUS RUSTLING
  • Statue:boo you whore
  • Soo Lin:MOTHER OF GOD
  • -THEME MUSIC BREAKING IT DOWN-
  • ...
Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.
my face is a 4 my personality is a 6 so that makes me a 10
painting Frederick Dielman humorous painting
Cool tip nerdy pi humorous 3.14
LOL Fail photography funny humor humorous
LOL funny Halloween humor humorous
my life in 3 letters: W H Y
LOL funny humor fun godzilla humorous king kong
friends Friendship best friend friend message text message humorous text me
LOL funny hilarious humor funny picture funny pictures austin humorous austin powers mini me
winter art light text depression neon yy visual art yome eilatan humorous choice of medium
“Hahaha! Peasants!” I say. I am a landowning member of the bourgeoisie in the 18th century and I’m laughing at all of those that are poorer than me. Wait a minute I think they’re rioting oh shit