So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.
- Faerie Queen:And now that you have proven yourself in front of my entire court, saving my life and the lives of my gentry, I will grant you a boon. Ask any question, and you shall have your answer--even if I must take leave of my throne and quest to grant you satisfaction.
- Me:Was My Immortal written as a joke or was the author serious??
s/o to every closeted person hearing about the pulse shooting who has to act normal and unconcerned so as not to act ‘suspiciously upset’ I see you & I understand
does anyone else ever forget that men aren’t expected to shave their armpits even though they’re so hairy, and then a guy lifts his arms up and you’re actually fucking shocked because you expect there to be skin but instead you’re greeted with 2 fur trappers, 5 families of elk and an ancient civiliz...
People act like its so hard to be loyal to one person and its really not