*puts on blow by beyonce* "make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the…. flavor”
me: *types ‘n’ in google*google:
- John:You FAKED your fucking DEATH
- Sherlock:I also did the motion capture
friendly reminder that this exists
Is anyone faced with the problem of wanting to go out and be social but when you do, all you wanna do is go back home and lock yourself in your room?
Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago
ASDSDDFSFJNHRJRBGFFDGUDFHSKBBHHBTFH IM PISSING I MEANT TO SEND IN MY REPORT TO MY MATH TEACHER BUT I SENT HI M THIS
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT B...
ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it...