• i love my dad •
  • g1 optimus:fun truck dad
  • tfp optimus:shy truck dad
  • rescue bots optimus:protective truck dad
  • bayverse optimus:angry truck dad
  • idw optimus:grandpa truck dad
  • tfa optimus:CUTEST TRUCK DAD
  • *throughout the whole iGo One Direction*
  • Dad:is that micheal jackson?
  • Dad:she probably listens to nickelback
  • Dad:lol Zayns never gonna dm the blonde chick
  • Dad:Louis' probably wants to throw a sass fit at carly for touching harry
  • Dad:Gibby and One Direction are the only reason i'm watching this
  • Dad:the table of irrelevance is over there nick, go sit along with lily harplern,sydney dalton, crocs, and nickelback.
  • Dad:bitch they're a british-irish band, learn your shit.
  • ...
  • Dad:Wait, Loki's destroying all the frost giants even though he is one?
  • Me:Yup.
  • Dad:Why?
  • Me:He's trying to prove to his father, and by extension all of Asgard, that he's really one of them and that he's worthy and mansome like Thor. Also, self-loathing.
  • Dad:If I were his dad, this wouldn't have happened.
  • Me:If you were Loki's dad, our children would be born without eyelids.
  • Later
  • Dad:OH NO
  • ...
  • Dad:hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me:uuuhhh....
  • Me:contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad:anything at all?
  • Me:uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad:Sure
  • Me:Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad:Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • ...
  • Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • ...
I LOVE MY DAD SO MUCH
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this mug i bought has a cat sitting at the bottom goodbye kitty
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  • Loki:TELL MEEEE!!
  • my Dad:not with that attitude
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tree mine present my face macbook sticker awe I love my dad
  • Me:So my Japanese class is going well, we're learning grammar.
  • Dad:Are you learning kanji-gation?
  • Me:...
  • Dad::D
my edits glee Darren Criss blaine anderson glee bts i love him so handsome prince Puppet Master darren:mine he is gonna be the best dad
My art Fanart naruto shippuden sasuke uchiha salada uchiha I LOVE HIM BEING A DAD
johndave oh my god dad egbert this fucking dad egbert i swear to god
shitpost i love my dad
love photography pretty winter fav photo dad trees favorite sun sunset love this quality pale vertical
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
no one understands how much i love this movie its like my number two fav