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louis witnessing ziam moments is the funniest thing

                                       ABOUT THE MUSE. General Appearance.  -  Fill out. Name:  Jeffrey Woods.Age:  Eighteen.Date of Birth:  January 5th, 1996Zodiac:  Capricorn.Gender:  Male.Eye color:  Icy blue.Hair color:  Black.Height:  5’11Scars:  Yes.Burns:  Yes.Over weight:  No.Under w...

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to the next big thing

I bet you’d look beautiful, covered in blood At my feet Begging me to let you live

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

doctor: the operation was a success me: i didn’t ask

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible