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cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas me: you said i got one phone call
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
stereotypes
@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url...
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK fuck shit dick no hell sex damn
me ic ant breahte
paint samples
mine
Adventure Time ** cake marshall lee fionna *u*
blue ic JW delta Jurassic World blue posts a cute first post
the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
homestuck Nicki Minaj condesce her imperious condescension the condesce )(ic
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