do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
“Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm.”
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an...
reasons to date me no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in ...
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders: Public speaking Not being afraid of teenagers Calling the doctor yourself Taxes Arguing without crying Having a normal sleep pattern Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
- 2014 resolution:don't fuck it up
- me a week before exams:im gonna study so hard and get an A and go to an amazing college and be the top in my class
- me the night before exams:success and failure are human constructions and aren't real. i am less than a speck in the entire known universe and all of time. time is a construct of humans. we are all going to die.
have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no