Markiplier: *is aggressively happy*
"if the majority of ur ships are gay then ur fetishizing homosexuality" "if the majority of ur ships are straight then ur homophobic"
- "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
- "What is wrong with you?"
- "Gosh, you're burning up!"
- "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
- "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
- "My head might just explode."
- "I think I'm gonna hurl."
- "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
when i think someone has a better chance with my crush than i do
thank you for helping me realise who i am thank you for helping me realise that who i am is pretty damn great thank you for helping me realise that i want to dedicate my life to music thank you for inspiring me to write songs but fuck you for lying fuck you for leaving how you did fuck you for sayin...
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
There’s honestly no reason to not like Ed Sheeran
“Sono pieno di lividi e penso cose orribili, non trovo più i miei simili e il merito è tutto vostro, complimenti, avete creato un mostro.”
- mum:hurry up i have to be somewhere
- me:yanks plugs out of all electronic equipment to speed up shut down sprints out house half dressed and breaks speed limits running to car
- me:hey mum i really have to be on time for this thing
- mum:cleans entire house waters plants redecorates bedrooms applies for american citizenship runs for usa presidency starts a gambling ring purchases zimmer frame crawls to car forgets car keys has to crawl all the way back in house
- What Possesed Harry to walk around in a morph suit
- Why Zayn looks homeless when they’re off tour
- How Liam got his kidney back
- Why Louis was wearing socks in the recent pictures
- Why Niall got a new haircut that makes him even more attractive and i can’t even handle it
- Why One Direction was only on the olympics for like 5 seconds