If you ever trip and fall in public, get up, laugh to yourself, and say to anyone looking: “Sorry, it’s just been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.”
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when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was...
There are two kinds of people who were preteens/teens in the early-to-mid-2000s: 1) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Legolas 2) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Will Turner