Are you sure Are you positive
cool engagement idea: during sex ask ur significant other to put their finger in ur butt and when they pull it out there’s an engagement ring on it
I’m on youtube right now listening to absurd country songs and these are the best ones ive found:Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of LifeToo Drunk To FishRedneck Hippie RomanceYou’re The Reason Our Kids Are UglyI’ve Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly WomanI’ve Been Flushed from the Bathroom...
There’s an article in the Sunday Times that talks about 1D and how they’re role models for homosexuals. “Cuddling schoolboys kiss homophobia goodbye”
bad one direction fan art: best of disclaimer: i cant draw for shit so i cant judge but these drawings genuinely scare me just let loose n enjoy (also read the captions it provides a better reader experience) let me show you the one that started it all for me and it all goes downhill from here ...
my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’
when a hot person wont like me back
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement: 5 gallons of homework mouthful of lint 20 degrees of facial oil 7 pints of china handful of fergi 60 mph of dad
how the world sees harry how harry really is