LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT PLUTO.
NASA just flew the New Horizons spacecraft by Pluto. PLUTO. We’re going to have HELLA pictures of Pluto very soon. P. L. U. T. O. Even more HELLA than the “teaser” picture right before the flyby:LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKER WITH A HEART ON IT AND EVERYTHING.You know where that picture was take...
Thanks for the Memories (Vocals Only)
Fall Out Boy
Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was “Ma'am your baby was upside down and underwater.”