At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”
Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t tre...
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
- me on a date:so how do you feel about feminism
- them:not happy with it to be honest
- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:sorry i have to -
- them:i feel like most feminist spaces still aren't inclusive enough of women of colour, trans women, lbpq women, women with disabilities,
- me, slowly returning breadsticks:go on
Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.
Happy 420 guys. Don’t forget to leave some milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg
“my name is BABY and you lean out of your car and spit at my feet it lands in a puddle in front of me and i am thirteen and in a suburban nei...”