But really can you imagine how much fun Harry would have had with an animagus as a father? James giving little five year old Harry stag-rides on his back prancing along in the backyard, James going to “mow the lawn” and then Harry looks out his window and dies of laughter when he sees a ...
James Potter in the books vs James Potter in the movies
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - BOOK Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE *no mention of such event* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK Sirius: Harry, I did this really douchey thi...
what actually happened on the hogwarts express in 1971 between james and sirius: “who the fuck are you?” “who the fuck are you?” “i asked you first” “i asked you second” “i’m sirius black. cheerleader, part time model”
James faced Voldemort without a wand right? What if he got one punch in before he died? What if James punched Voldemort’s nose off?
Rest in peace, Lily and James Potter.
31 years have passed today since Lily and James died protecting their son. Lets all take some time to remember them and their sacrifice. We salute you.
“DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR BIRD. DISHONOR ON OUR WHOLE FAMILY.”
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad? “THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
“I love you all. Except you, Snape, I can’t fucking stand you.”
sirius and james being facebook married
- james potter:*invites sirius to stay with him after his family disowns him*
- james potter:*tries to become an animagus to help remus when he turns into his werewolf form*
- james potter:*changes for the better because he realizes that what he has done to his peers was very rude and arrogant*
- james potter:*joins a group to help rid the wizarding world of dark wizards*
- james potter:*supports all of his friends with his money*
- james potter:*respects muggle-borns and would never mention the slur appointed towards them*
- james potter:*ignores his bias towards snape and saves his life*
- james potter:*is super proud to be a dad*
“To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
- Book 1:But Harry, James saved Snape's life.
- Movie:NO. Pfft. Minor details. Clearly the ear wax joke is more important.
- Book 3:Harry your father turned into an illegal animagus to help Professor Lupin out.
- Movie:Yeah, here's a stag. Imagine it's your father Harry.
- Book 4:Harry, I am the Dark Lord and even I acknowledge that your dad was brave as fuck.
- Movies:What are you talking about?
- Book 5:Look, he is insecure and smitten. And oh, that was a TERRIBLE thing to do James. Yeah, sure you hate what Snape called Lily later. And sure Snape retailated or whatever. But that wasn't cool James, that was stupid and unnecessary.
- Movie:YOU TERRIBLE BULLY, TERRORIZING ITTY LITTLE SNAPE LIKE THAT!
James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like: LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT HAHA FUCK FILCH HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKIN...
- Fleamont & Euphemia:Let's name our son James and vow that we are the last Potters with embarrassing names.
- Fleamont & Euphemia discover Albus Severus Potter:DAMMIT HARRY, YOU HAD TWO JOBS. STOP THE DARK LORD AND GIVE YOUR KID A NAME THAT ISN'T TOTALLY SHITTY.