- person:what does 'jfc' stand for?
- me:JOHN FUCKING CENA
- Me [using a ouija board]:Are there any ghosts here?
- Ouija board:Yes.
- Me:Cool. So what's your name?
- Ouija board:J....O....H...N C...E...N...A
- Me:YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I set up a fake phone number you can give out to people who ask for your number but you don’t want to give it to them.515-808-2362 directs to ringing, then a voicemail that just plays this:you’re welcomeif anyone leaves voicemails, i may post them hereNevermind, Google hates fun and shut me down, it...
John Cena vs Diavolo
Welcome to the inaugural episode of John Cena vs Everything, where we use facts and research to determine who would win when John Cena takes on the most powerful beings in fiction! This time, Cena goes up against Diavolo from Jojo’s Bizarre Adeventure. An introduction to Cena’s oppon...