how is miley engaged wasn’t it just yesterday when she just threw a pie in her face to hide that she was hannah montana
so i was admiring this photo but then i noticed this
we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart
I’ve got 99 problems and Harry Styles could solve at least 95
oh my god louis is wearing vertical stripes
it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point
what do you call someone without a body or a nose?
my drug dealer cracks me up
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
"vevo accidentally released the story of my life music video" "iTunes accidentally released midnight memories"
look at this little shit being a little shit
THIS NIALL MONTAGE SINGING YOU & I IS LIKE PORN
thats what makes you NO JIMMY PROTESTED I LIKE GIRLS WHO EAT CARROTS IM AFRAID OF SPOONS SHE’S MINE HARRY SLEEPS NAKED THERE ARE 6 R’S THINK OF HOW MUCH PUSSY YOURE GONNA GET ZAYN IS SO VAIN STOP THE TRAFFIC LET EM THROUGH VAS HAPPENIN BOYS INBETWEENERS DANCE GO KATY PERRYS ON REPLAY SHE...
[SLAMS COMPUTER SCREEN AGGRESSIVELY] LOUIS TOMLINSON
can i have this screenshot on my tombstone
“first i park my car” “yes very good keep going” “then i fu-” “NO wrong again. this is the sixth time you’ve failed your drivers test”