How do u get Tumblr to stop showing u ads for that game where poorly animated heterosexuals make bad life decisions?
My Christmas list this year: Ice tea imported from England Lifeguards imported from Spain Towels imported from Turkey Turkey imported from Maine
Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was “Ma'am your baby was upside down and underwater.”