- Book 1:But Harry, James saved Snape's life.
- Movie:NO. Pfft. Minor details. Clearly the ear wax joke is more important.
- Book 3:Harry your father turned into an illegal animagus to help Professor Lupin out.
- Movie:Yeah, here's a stag. Imagine it's your father Harry.
- Book 4:Harry, I am the Dark Lord and even I acknowledge that your dad was brave as fuck.
- Movies:What are you talking about?
- Book 5:Look, he is insecure and smitten. And oh, that was a TERRIBLE thing to do James. Yeah, sure you hate what Snape called Lily later. And sure Snape retailated or whatever. But that wasn't cool James, that was stupid and unnecessary.
- Movie:YOU TERRIBLE BULLY, TERRORIZING ITTY LITTLE SNAPE LIKE THAT!
Rest in peace, Lily and James Potter.
31 years have passed today since Lily and James died protecting their son. Lets all take some time to remember them and their sacrifice. We salute you.
I think the worst thing the Harry Potter movies did was make it Snape who found James and Lily’s bodies instead of Sirius.
“To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like: LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT HAHA FUCK FILCH HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKIN...
You’re in the fifth grade, and you’re going to a brand new school. You have one friend, a best friend, and he’s the only one that knows: what to expect at the new school, what you and your family are like, what you’re going to be learning. You feel an understandable loyalty to this boy, who needed a...
Imagine all the embarrassing stories that Lily would have told Harry about Sirius though. Like Sirius would always be taking Harry to cool places and buying him shit because he’s the ‘cool uncle’ (and very proud of that title thank you very much) then Harry would just be like ‘mum said that one time...
mating season for deer is in between october and december james’ animagus and patronus are a stag; lily’s patronus is a doe harry was conceived sometime between october and december
THE MARAUDERS DESERVE THEIR OWN SET OF SEVEN BOOKS AND EIGHT MOVIES GODDAMMIT
“Aim to be as brave as James, as loyal as Sirius, and as smart as Remus. Basically, you should want to be Lily Potter.”