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$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something
my type of guy tall good taste in music dark hair and eyes quiff singer zayn malik
when you’re almost finished with a math problem and realize you messed something up at the very beginning
  • regular people in the shower:wash, rince and repeat
  • me in the shower:accepting award
  • me in the shower:pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  • me in the shower:pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  • me in the shower:life problems
  • me in the shower:ellen is pulling a prank on me
  • me writing an essay:I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am writing but it sounds smart
horse literally me
"why didn’t you do your homework?"
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"there will be free food"
30 rock literally me
when i reblog some art and realize after reblogging it that it was unsourced
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“COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIESSS!! xDD”
awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 
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me: im a stone cold bitch with no heartfeelings: you a damn lieme: fCUK
when lyrics are so good u just
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room? me:  
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if u like jealous psychopathic horny annoying clingy girls I am the one for u
me self face smh literally me julz