I think if America got to host the Olympics again all we’d need is Morgan Freeman just sitting in the middle of the stadium holding some sparklers
ngl I can’t focus on a thing these guys are saying because I keep noticing how the microphone looks like a pair of testicles.
Congratulations, you big-brained, gold-hearted utter dork. Look at you. You opened the Olympics. And you were fucking majestic. The BBC chose you as the man who represents the finest London has to offer. The entire world has their eyes fixed on London, and the first person they see (and hear) is YO...
me rigth now
- China:Precision, elegance, and class is what our closing ceremony shall be about.
- Britain:LETS FUCKING LAUNCH SOMEONE ACROSS THE STADIUM
RIP best Olympics of my life