Jim: Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! Bones: No, kid, they’re softball pants, and this ass is out of your league.
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harry: “damn baby do you wanna be relevant? i’ll pick you up at 7:00p tonight”
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“Books mean more than people to me anyway.”
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“A book is always worth losing sleep for.”
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Did you March SCV in 2015 because you’ve sure sparked something in my pants
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1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right 2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.5. Are you...
- Me to Zayn:Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
- Me to Liam:I lost my teddy bear, may I cuddle you?
- Me to Louis:Are you from outer space because your ass is out of this world?
- Me to Harry:I'm glad I brought my library card 'cause I'm checkin' you out.
- Me to Niall:I brought you Nando's.
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I would climb you like a barricade. Tomorrow won’t be the only thing that comes. Spend a night with me and you’ll be begging for one day more. I’d like to bring him home, if you know what I mean. I’ll be your prisoner, just call me 24601. On my oooown,pretending you’re inside meeeee Is ...
When someone starts talking about the book you are right in the middle of...