“But I don’t want small talk. Text me, and without saying hello, tell me why you got so angry at your sister this morning. Tell me why you ha...”
“I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much you enjoy them and their existence.”
“It’s funny, when I think about this exact time last year. Things were so different. I never would have thought that things could change so m...”
“I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing...”
“Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.”
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said "if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich" then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen...
“School is just an endless cycle of “I just need to make it through this week” every week”