You know how when Yahoo bought Tumblr someone joked about turning the website purple? They’re doing it. Shade by shade.
- Me:The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
- Customer-support-guy:Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
- Me:I can't- the computer's frozen.
- CSG:Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
- Me:. . .
- Me:What did you just say?
- CSG:Have you tried turning it-
- Me:Did you just quote Sherlock?