Marriage is hard guys.
Please don’t let those cutesy 1 am let’s make pancakes with your best friend posts lead you to believe that it’s all love and fun. You will fight and go to sleep crying and say things you don’t mean. And guess what? In a day or so you sit down and rationally discuss your rela...
SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS NOW LEGAL IN NEW ZEALAND
- Steven:GARNET! AMETHYST! PEARL! GREAT NEWS! EVERYONE CAN GET MARRIED NOW!
- Pearl:Oh, humans finally sorted that out? That's nice
- Garnet:Your mother would have loved to see that.
- Steven:We should have a wedding for Ruby and Sapphire!!
- Pearl:Steven, a bond like theirs is about the gem equivalent of your marriage, we really don't need to--
- Garnet:Steven, you are my ring bearer. Let's go.
GAY MARRIAGE IS HAPPENING IN UK!
MPs have voted for the bill by 400 to 175
“After she came up to me and said, “I’ve been with my partner for 20 years… We would never get married because he’s on social security income...”