- Mom:You're getting fat. Look at your lonjas!
- Me:Thanks mom.
- Mom:How many tacos do you want?
- Mom:Here! I made you three. You better eat them cabrona.
i think we all know who should really win this presidential election
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“Mija, never trust a white man that claims to love you but won’t eat corn tortillas.”
mexican moms do this thing where if you forget or don’t do the dishes or take out the laundry or the trash exactly when they want you to, it’s like the greatest betrayal, and then they say “vas a ver, cuando tu me pidas algo, te voy a mandar a la chingada tambien”, followed by too much guilt trippin...