I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous. I need help.
one time i knew a girl who wrote an entire paper on johnlock for an english class and she made a post on her tumblr about it saying that the teacher had given it back to her with a note saying i ship it too and gave her an A+ but i knew for a fact it wasn’t true because i was assigned to hand ...
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- me:*starts sobbing uncontrollably in front of somebody*
- me:literally 5 seconds later
- me:shit wow that was embarrassing holy fuck im sorry nah im ok man im fine whoa sorry buddy
Friendly reminder that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are actually Dr. Harleen Quinzel and Dr. Pamela Isley. Two of the most beautiful, complex and well-known DC villains are doctors. Harley Quinn went through med school and Poison Ivy has a PhD. Do not forget this. Do not reduce these characters to se...
me walking in school:
me walking out of school:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think...
- Taylor Swift:*breathes*
- Everyone:shut the fuck up.
the signs as i’ve experienced them
aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE ...