I'm a morning person if you wake me up with sex.
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- Aries:springs out of bed ready to fight someone
- Taurus:rolls out of bed, consumes a hearty breakfast, falls asleep at the table immediately after
- Gemini:probably reads a book while eating breakfast
- Cancer:tries to be one of those people that gets up at 5am to do yoga but falls asleep while doing it
- Leo:blares punk music while getting ready
- Virgo:drinks 500 cups of coffee
- Libra:does a lot of stretching throughout the morning but is pretty calm and usually not too grumpy, albeit a little groggy
- Scorpio:smashes their alarm clock/murders whoever woke them up and goes back to sleep
The Morning After I Killed Myself
The morning after I killed myself, I woke up.I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the counter. I washed the d...