Things Musicians do When They Play a Wrong Note
A bit of music humour for those of us who have played instruments or sang in a choral ensemble. I assure readers that all of these are accurate, having spent the last 17+ years of my life around these people. :) First Violins: Screw up your face and pluck your strings as if making sure they are in ...
Music jokes in normal classes
Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!” Son: “da-“ Dad: “close! try again!” Son: “da—” Dad: “So close! One more time!” Son: “daft punk”
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A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. The bar was walked into by a passive voice. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. T...
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”