Things Musicians do When They Play a Wrong Note
A bit of music humour for those of us who have played instruments or sang in a choral ensemble. I assure readers that all of these are accurate, having spent the last 17+ years of my life around these people. :)
First Violins: Screw up your face and pluck your strings as if making sure they are in ...
Music jokes in normal classes
Non-musicians:
Me:
Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”
Son: “da-“
Dad: “close! try again!”
Son: “da—”
Dad: “So close! One more time!”
Son: “daft punk”
how to read alto clef
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