Whenever I misquote a lyric from a musical
doesn’t need more people who are only loud and flashy. Theatre doesn’t need people who only crave attention and riches and fame. Theatre needs people that are thinkers and dreamers. People that NEED theatre to exist. To breathe. People that need to have a space to be accepted and to show...
DO NOT FUCKING SING ALONG WHEN YOU GO TO BROADWAY MUSICALS. PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY TO HEAR THE PEOPLE ON STAGE SING. NOT YOU, A RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER. IF THE PEOPLE ON STAGE DON’T WANT YOU UNWRAPPING CANDIES, THEN THEY CERTAINLY DON’T WANT YOU SINGING. BUY THE GODDAMN CAST RECORDING AND ...
Musical Theater Song Genres
Sad Wives Listing Things Jaunty Tunes That Will Ruin Your Life Patter Songs Written By Jews to Represent Neuroses Patter Songs Written By Gentiles to Represent Not Neuroses Man Has Regrets Everyone Is Singing Their Own Different Parts But Then They All Come Together and Yes We Know One Day More...
Don’t do drugs kids, do musical theatre. It’s far more addictive and expensive than drugs! You also get to meet other people also addicted at stage door while crying over how beautiful the leads are.
if it were possible to inject musical theater into my veins i would do it
“I’m SO excited for this new musical I’ll never see but will probably memorize the Original Cast Recording, glue my face to the s...”
SHOUT OUT TO THE THEATRE KIDS
SHOUT OUT TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS TAKEN HOMEWORK TO REHEARSALS AND SAT AT THE BACK OF A AUDITORIUM TO DO IT.SHOUT OUT TO EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO HAS BEEN REJECTED FOR SOMETHING YOU’VE WANTED ALL YOUR LIFESHOUT OUT TO EVERYBODY WHO HAS PREPARED FOR AN AUDITION FOR MONTHS ONLY TO NOT GET A RECALLS...
Going out in public with your stage makeup be like
When someone says they don't like musical theatre:
Life hack: if you’re sad go and see a musical and forget about reality for three magical hours.
You can play the Phantom, you can play Ariel, you can play Danny Zuko, you can play Annie, you can play Valjean, you can play Elphaba, but until you play Milky White you ain’t shit in the musical theatre world.
do you ever feel like an ensemble member in your own life
- Friend:What do you do in your spare time?
- Me:I watch 15 minute videos comparing how different Broadway singers sing the same 10 second riff.
I think the thing I’m most excited about for the Into The Woods movie is the fact that we’re going to hear Meryl Streep rap about vegetables. What a time to be alive.
Imagine a version of The Phantom of the Opera where everything’s the same but The Phantom enters every scene like this