- Me:Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
- Dad:And that means you would have a male partner.
- Dad:Or a female partner.
- Dad:And that means you're bi.
- Dad:So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
reasons why my grandpa is the best:he made my wife and i (i’m a woman) a giant banner for our one year anniversary when i was pregnant, the baby was kicking and when he touched my belly, the baby stopped and he called him a little shithe once called and left a voicemail asking how to spell styrofoam...
My girlfriend has been saying ‘voglio scoparti’ which is Italian for ‘i wanna fuck’ for the past hour in front of my parents and I don’t think she realizes that my parents are fluent in Italian and I’m too much of an ass to tell her that
ah yes the winter olympics time for canada to win everything again