MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2 TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM J...
- *it starts raining*
- *lighting strikes*
- *thunders explode*
- *raining intensifies*
here's my advice
yes, eat that no, do not text back the fuckboy hush, her sex life is none of our business coconut oil
I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
“Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go ...”
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
- Me:Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
- Dad:And that means you would have a male partner.
- Dad:Or a female partner.
- Dad:And that means you're bi.
- Dad:So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat