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  • *hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
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guys look what zayns sister put on facebook:
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  • Luke:Google it
  • Daniel:How to call international fans?
  • Luke:No how to call international numbers
  • omg
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you’re such a b**** (bagel)
whenever all time low sing about baltimore, all i can think of is the film hairspray and that good morning baltimore song and i can’t take them seriously anymore and then i remember how much hairspray all time low use and it gets even funnier
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