my future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. sike, see you in ten years bitch
I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time Baby you can’t even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely but who you going after? Who’s trying you?
“A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.”
slytherin: *collectively works really hard all year* slytherin: *earns the highest number of house points* slytherin: *literally wins house cup* dumbledore: dumbledore: *clears throat* nuh uh honey