“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.”
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
at 12:00 am on january 1st I better have either another person or a bottle of vodka on my lips
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire albu...
“1.Stop posting negative sh*t about celebrities on social media. Miley Cyrus does not care what you think about her haircut, Justin Bieber do...”