Y'all are like a bunch of tweens drawing hearts around your crush’s name except your crush is an old robot with half a face and he’s already beat you to drawing hearts around his name
- Fans:We wanna fuck a robot.
- Bethesda:Ok, here's a robot that looks like a conventionally attractive white man. Have at him.
- Bethesda:Ok... well this one starts out as a flying orb but you can upload her into a conventionally attractive female body. Is that better?
- Fans:That one.
- Bethesda:The one that looks like a beat-up toaster in a fedora? We didn't even animate him a clothes-less body model; he's literally glued into his trench-coat. Half his face is missing.