Hey guys! I know this goes out to about 0.1% of you but it’s really not cool posting pictures from my personal Facebook. I don’t even know how you got them. Some of the people in these pictures don’t want them on the internet for work reasons so you’ve now put me in a really ...
god what have we done to deserve this
i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more specific but i’m not happy with this at all”
- one direction in 2012:hey everyone we're having a us arena tour in 2013 even though its more than a year away and we haven't recorded the album yet tickets go on sale in 3 days hope you all can make it xx
- one direction in 2013:hey everyone we're having a reunion concert in 2030 even though we're still together zap tickets go on sale in .2 milliseconds get them while they're hot xx
- one direction in 2030:hey everyone we're having an afterlife concert in 2100 tickets on sale in negative .1 milliseconds get them while you can xx
- one direction in 2100:hey everyone we're having a reincarnation/resurrection concert in 3000 ft. our special guest Jesus! don't forget to reincarnate yourself into another body/soul so you can get your tickets that went on sale 45 years ago PS. for presale you have to confess your past sins to a priest aha love ya :D x x
happy halloween! unless you ship jily then miserable miserable halloween miserable
College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even though you’re only taking 5
I don’t know why but I really like the idea of Derek who for reasons he doesn’t understand can still transform into a full wolf (not that he ever could in canon but let’s assume it’s an alpha thing that he could do and that he can still do as a beta/omega/whatever he is now) And he changes into a wo...
when you show someone your art and they say “wow! so thats like anime, right?” and youre like