November on Tumblr:
50%: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JING-A-LING-! 50%: WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO NOT SHAVE TOO!!!!!1!!!!111!
November 1st on Tumblr
- normal person:tomorrow's halloween
- me:tomorrow's one day closer to catching fire
“Remember the time Rosa Parks set fire to an auto parts store to underscore her point about discrimination? Me neither.”
Us British people cannot even discuss Christmas yet until November the 6th cus we’re gonna celebrate that time someone tried to blow up a load of politicians on the 5th.