your fave is problematic: frank ocean
too fine rumored to have hooked up with willy cartier but we didnt get to see them together at any red carpet hasn’t dropped an album since the french revolution
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. The bar was walked into by a passive voice. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. T...
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat* A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?&...
Things Musicians do When They Play a Wrong Note
A bit of music humour for those of us who have played instruments or sang in a choral ensemble. I assure readers that all of these are accurate, having spent the last 17+ years of my life around these people. :) First Violins: Screw up your face and pluck your strings as if making sure they are in ...
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.”
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
potassium and oxygen went on a date. it was OK.