I think if America got to host the Olympics again all we’d need is Morgan Freeman just sitting in the middle of the stadium holding some sparklers
It’s the 2016 Fandom Olympics.Homestuck is hosting this year.The Opening Ceremonies begin. The characters descend from the ceiling.Lord English bursts out of the floor and kills everyone.Homestuck isn’t allowed to host anymore.
- me:FLAWLESS PERFORMANCE
- me:wait what do you mean they messed up how
- me:*hysterically laughing at curling*
- me:*whispering* gotta go fast fast fAsT
- me:ah yes my favorite athlete, fikpa glokthuodjfika
- me:*during every event* ow ow ow ow ow
- me:WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM SCORE WHO IS EVEN JUDGING
- me:is that person 15 or 30
Reasons Sochi is not ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics
By all accounts Russian resort city/credit card fraud mecca, Sochi, isn’t ready for the two-days-away 2014 Winter Olympics. Here are some of the reasons why: Workers have yet to figure out “how to make that flat cold stuff you can skate on.” Many new bus stops have been left unfini...
The Olympics so far if you've missed anything!:
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH Sheep and ducks and shit THE STADIUM IS ACTUALLY THE SHIRE The fucking Queen and James Bond parachuting out of helicopters fuck you Fucking J.K. Rowling all up in that shit VOLDEMORT Vs. MARY POPPINS LITTLE CHILDREN Mr. Bean playing the keyboard and running on the beach QUEEN TA...
ngl I can’t focus on a thing these guys are saying because I keep noticing how the microphone looks like a pair of testicles.
- Sherlock:It's time for me to let John know I'm still alive.
- Mycroft:And how to you intend to break this news to him?
- Sherlock:You're going to let me introduce the 2012 Olympics.
- Mycroft:Ah. How very subtle of you.
- Beijing Olympic Ceremony:OH MY GOD WE HAVE SO MUCH MONEY
- Vancouver Olympic Ceremony:Hello everyone we didn't spend much money but we love you please have fun oh dear.
- London Olympic Ceremony:Here's Mary Poppins fighting Voldermort and Mr Bean and the Queen skydiving hahahaha IDK who's holding my drink?
- Sochi Olympic Ceremony:DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I’M WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A PHOTOSET OF MEXICO’S TEAM IN THE SOCHI OLYMPICS, BECAUSE IT’S JUST ONE MAN AND HE’S WEARING THIS: I LOVE MY COUNTRY.
- My sister:Why is there a gigantic Voldemort at a sporting event? Have they learned nothing from the Goblet of Fire?