- God:you know how we made females bleed out their vaginas that make them strong
- God:well it didn't work
- Jesus:what do you mean
- Jesus:they cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
- Jesus:isn't that enough
Optional Uniform ID DORMS!!!!! The Who/Sherlock dorms Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms Pirates/History dorms disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc) Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)
WE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT NIALL AND THE BABY AND HOW CUTE AND HOT IT IS AND ALL THAT SHIT BUT CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE GIANT FUCKING LUMP ON HIS HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD THAT BOY PROBABLY GOT REALLY EXCITED AND SMASHED INTO THE HOSPITAL DOOR ON HIS WAY IN OR SOMETHING
- Liam:Bark, Bark, Pet me, Bark, Bark, Oh goodness, I am so sorry, I bark too much, I hope I'm not annoying you.
- Niall:Bark, Bark, Bark, feed me people food ya cunt. How about you eat dog food today and I eat at Nando's? Bark, bark.
- Louis:Too sassy for this, take me to the groomers, I want my nails done. Remove this hideous leash and buy me that Gucci diamond studded collar or I'll bite you.
- Zayn:Bark, bark, get me a mirror, I've got a dinner date of dog food with my girl Perrie. <333