My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon. Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
“Be a dad. Don’t be ‘Mom’s assistant.’ That’s depressing, just waiting for her to write you a list, walk around a sto...”
“What this article is saying, as are the roughly 9 million other helicopter parent stories, is that overly involved parenting is harmful. We ...”
Imagine your OTP’s children waking them up early on Christmas morning.
“"When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe i...”
“Men get praised when they do things that women are expected to do thanklessly.”
Imagine your OTP looking down at their child sleeping for the first time in it’s crib. Not saying anything, just watching and smiling.
“When we adults think of children, there is a simple truth that we ignore: childhood is not preparation for life; childhood is life. A child ...”
“Children are more than their ability to sleep through the night. They are more than their willingness to instantly obey. They are more than ...”
My four year old daughter: Ariel, Cinderella, and Belle all have dead momsMe: Uh, yeah. They do. 4yo: So to be a princess, I need a dead mom.I HAVE A CONCERN.
One of the most ludicrous things parents say is “Why aren’t you more grateful to us for feeding, clothing, and sheltering you?!”It’s because you’re the parent. You have a duty to feed, clothe, and shelter your children. You’re not doing them a favor by making sure they don’t starve. You’re fulfillin...