Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.
be my girlfriend and you will receive these wonderful prizes:we can have spa days and do each others hairwe can go pick berries and veggies and then I’ll take you home and cook for youif you get sad, I’ll hold you in my lap and let you cry on my shoulderI’ll kiss you until you smileI’ll tell you cor...
THIS WHOLE MEETING A BAND MEMBER AND FALLING IN LOVE FANTASY OF MINE BETTER WORK OUT BC I DONT HAVE A BACKUP PLAN IVE PLANNED MY WHOLE LIFE AROUND THIS TBH
- United States of America:Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
- Health Care System:
- Hand-gun Violence:
- Public Education:
- Gay Marriage:
- Marijuana Legislation:
- Middle East Conflict:
“It’s still you”
- me:*mocks parents for not understanding technology*
- me:*has to google how to cook an egg*