“Love is not give and take. Love is give, period.”
Hey girl, I know what you can give up for Lent: Your number. To me.
alright you have a boyfriend……………….. but do you have a manfriend?
“Did you fall from heaven? Because so did satan.”
I will send everyone who reblogs this a supernatural pick up line
- Man:Where have you been all my life?
- Woman:Hiding from you.
- Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
- Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
- Man:Is this seat empty?
- Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
- Man:Your place or mine?
- Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
- Onew:If I were to choose between Yoogeun, chicken and you...I'd choose you.
- Jonghyun:My height is nothing compared to the size of my heart.
- Key:I'm not saying that I like you but if you were stranded on top of mount Everest and if I happen to have acrophobia, I'll climb up to help you.
- Minho:I don't talk much, but if it's you, I think I won't run out of things to say.
- Taemin:I'm a man now, noona.
actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
“Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.”
- me:hey, you dropped something
- super hot guy:what?
- me:your standards *sticks out hand* nice to meet you
“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare ...”