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Love is not give and take. Love is give, period.
Hey girl, I know what you can give up for Lent: Your number. To me.
alright you have a boyfriend……………….. but do you have a manfriend?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did satan.
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  • Man:Where have you been all my life?
  • Woman:Hiding from you.
  • Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  • Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  • Man:Is this seat empty?
  • Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
  • Man:Your place or mine?
  • Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
  • ...
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  • Onew:If I were to choose between Yoogeun, chicken and you...I'd choose you.
  • Jonghyun:My height is nothing compared to the size of my heart.
  • Key:I'm not saying that I like you but if you were stranded on top of mount Everest and if I happen to have acrophobia, I'll climb up to help you.
  • Minho:I don't talk much, but if it's you, I think I won't run out of things to say.
  • Taemin:I'm a man now, noona.
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actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
  • me:hey, you dropped something
  • super hot guy:what?
  • me:your standards *sticks out hand* nice to meet you
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare ...
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