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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highl...
Once some guy mentioned that when i laugh my mouth looks really weird and now whenever i laugh around people i don’t know 100% i cover my lower face with my hands. A girl who didn’t like one of my friends told her that her eyes squint different sizes when she smiles, and now whenever she’s happy she...
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just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike
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I had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so I published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. I think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.
  • You:Your ex is attractive.
  • Partner:Which one?
  • You:ME.
  • You:BYEEEE
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
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do you hear that? its the sound of NO FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW
My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral
This happened a few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at the time, and I was having a pretty bad day, I was going to see my auntie who lived about 400km away from me. If youre african you’ll understnad that this was no small journey. So I got in my car and set off and about 3 hours into t...
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
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