- little old lady:it's 3 am why are there 50 young people standing outside my house on their phones
- me:sorry ma'am but there's a mewtwo in your cellar
- Mom, sitting by my hospital bed:You idiot! What on earth possessed you to break in to an apiary like that!?
- Me, covered in bee stings:I... I had to catch beedrill mom
- Mom, whipping out her phone:holy shit, wanna trade for my butterfree?
- *climbs on stage during a concert*
- Bodyguards:HEY YOU CAN'T BE UP THERE!
- Me:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE'S A MELOETTA UP HERE.
- Entire stadium:*grabs smartphone* HOLY SHIT.
- Me:*packing my stuff into my backpack* Okay mom I'm leaving! I'll be back whenever!
- Mom:WaHt!! Where are you going?!
- Me:*looking dramatically into the distance* I'm going off to become a Pokemon Master
- me, outside the gate to area 51:i need to get in
- guard:sir this is a restricted area
- me:WHERE ARE YOU HIDING DEOXYS
- Dude 1:Bro, look at that girl. She keeps looking over here. I think she's into you man
- Dude 2:[looks at girl]
- Dude 2:No dude...she wants a battle.
- -DJ STARTS PLAYING EPIC TRAINER BATTLE MUSIC-
- -CENTER OF THE CLUB TURNS INTO POKEMON ARENA-
- *at a club*
- some guy:hey babe put your number in my phone
- me:*takes phone*
- me:*opens pokemon go*
- me:*gives myself all the pokemon*
- me:*hands back phone and runs away*
- me:team rocket's blasting off again!
Everyone after a week of pokemon go
To Everyone Hoping to make a Pokemon Gym with Pokemon Go
Right now we don’t have much info on the game play of the game, but I’ve been seeing a lot of posts about people excited to make a gym, hand out badges, etc. I’ve had real life experience with this in the past so I’d like to share some advice.1. If you make badges by ordering buttons from a store, ...
Things I am going to do when Pokemon Go comes out:
-come up with a goofy catchphrase to say before I start a battle and when I win/lose -ask strangers for their numbers after we battle so I can call them constantly to tell them how strong my top percentage rattata is -brush up on my Pokeflute playing skills in case of a Snorlax blocking my path -...
- me:*opens door to head out*
- mom:it's 3 AM, where the hell do you think you're going?
- me:Ghost Pokemon only come out this late
- mom:HOLY SHIT, GO!