• when my mutuals log on 1k 5k 10k 50k .5k dry •

when my mutuals log on

87959 notes / 2 years 2 months ago
when my mutuals log on
Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
Me:  You:
1k edits beyonce 5k 2k 10k 20k 50k
1k 5k 10k blog 50k KEKEKEKEKE frozen spoilers
  • *walks past people who are laughing*
  • brain:they're laughing at u
  • me:they're 20 feet away and I don't even know them
  • brain:at U
  • me:shit ur right
1k 5k 10k 50k 30k 75k mkay
…………………reblog this and say something nice about the person u reblogged it from because there’s too much hate on my dashboard right now and its making me upset so lets start a chain of love
remember that rumor we all believed in middle school that marilyn manson got the bottom half of his ribcage removed so he could blow himself??
my bank account: hoe dont do itme: yahmy bank account: oh my god
so does the iphone randomly restarting thing have a solution yet or am i going to have to suffer for the rest of my life