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there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds


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there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds
if ur a guy and u cover a girls song u gotta change the words or else an army of gay men will find u and attack ur butthole
whats wrong w/ all u girls and ur fake hair. the bible said adam and eve not adam and weave????
do 100 calorie snack packs still count if you eat seven of them
when someone texts u saying “here!” but u aint ready yet
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"if straight people cant say ‘faggot’ then gay people cant say ‘straight’"
you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
is there a way to clear my life history
hot people who are also funny shouldnt exist
sometimes i have to see a post five times before i decide that its reblog worthy
*takes wedding photos with a Nintendo DSi*