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not being included in an inside joke


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  • Me(when someone doesn't reply in .2 seconds):ah they hate me nice
not being included in an inside joke
  • me:shit my mom is almost home and i forgot to do chores
  • me:better sweep fast
  • me:broom broom
  • Mom:why did you spend $80 on a water proof phone case?
  • Me:shower nudes obviously
  • Someone:yeah I haven't cried in like 4 years
  • Me:on a good day I cry (3) times
*gets sad* me: how can i turn this into a #relatable post and capitalize off of my decreasing self worth?
*doesnt follow someone* *wonders why they dont follow me*
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester..
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat..
These giant squid jokes are Kraken me up!
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