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  • my requirements for sleeping at night:is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
  • my requirements for sleeping in the morning:is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

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  • my requirements for sleeping at night:is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
  • my requirements for sleeping in the morning:is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
DON’T LET UPTOWN FUNK GET LESS POPULARIT HAS SPENT 11 WEEKS AT A BILLBOARD #1 SPOTBLURRED LINES HELD THAT SPOT FOR 12 WEEKSUPTOWN FUNK MUST WIN
two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted he looks at them and bursts into tears “i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas”
  • racist people when a white character gets switched to a minority:why are they forcing diversity :\ :\ why does everything have to be 'diverse' these days??
  • racist people when a minority character gets switched to white:why are SJWs bitching about this :\ :\ why can't they accept that moviemakers are casting based on talent??
  • racist people when a canonically minority character is played by a minority:tbh i never pictured them that way :\ :\ where does it say in the book that they look like this??
there are sjws out there that make a great deal of effort of protecting their bigotry and going about saying “when i say i hate straight/cis/white/ people/males i don’t mean i hate all straight people i hate the oppression” look if you don’t mean it don’t fucking say it...
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