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  • aries:sword art online
  • taurus:attack on titan
  • gemini:madoka magica
  • cancer:sailor moon crystal
  • leo:death note
  • virgo:kill la kill
  • libra:hetalia
  • scorpio:homestuck
  • sagittarius:evangelion
  • capricorn:ding dang grandpa
  • aquarius:high school of the dead
  • pisces:free!

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HOW TO MAKE THE EARTH SIGNS
This recipe makes (1) earth sign, Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.One old book from a library, with well preserved pagesDirt from the backyard of your childhood home1 Liter responsibility2 cups of immense stress6 tsp of laziness3 gallons of good adviceA sprinkling of motivationTo make a Taurus, add: a p...
The Signs as High School Grades
Freshmen- basically overgrown babies. Confused and angry for no real reason: Aries, Scorpio, PiscesSophomore- Think they’re the coolest people,Fun-loving and carefree: Gemini, Leo,SagittariusJunior- worried about their future and finally getting a bit serious about school- Virgo, Libra, CapricornSen...
  • Hella judgmental:Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius
  • Low-key judgmental:Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra
  • Minds their own damn business:Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces
  • Aries:Chaotic Arsonist
  • Taurus:Neutral Rock
  • Gemini:Chaotic Mitochondria
  • Cancer:Lawful Emo
  • Leo:Neutral Dead
  • Virgo:True Cat
  • Libra:Lawful Asshole
  • Scorpio:Neutral Punk
  • ...
  • I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better:Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces
  • I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it:Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
The Best Way To Manage Your Anger & Negative Feelings Based On Your Zodiac Sign
It is no surprise that the fire signs, are passionate, energetic, but when anger overcomes their body, you’re in for big trouble. They’re not the only ones either, soft and sensitive Cancer’s blood literally boils, whereas perfectionist Virgo will explode. Find out how to manage any negative feeling...
  • Aries:gamer bf
  • Taurus:nerdy bf
  • Gemini:adorable positive bf
  • Cancer:caring bf
  • Leo:sporty bf
  • Virgo:feminine bf
  • Libra:hardworking bf
  • Scorpio:tall w/ nice smile bf
  • ...
  • Aries:still single
  • Taurus:still hungry
  • Gemini:still bitchy
  • Cancer:still a mess
  • Leo:still loud
  • Virgo:still tired
  • Libra:still broke
  • Scorpio:still sad
  • ...
  • Aries:Naive, hopeless optimist
  • Taurus:Massive appetite for revenge
  • Gemini:Can't properly function in social settings
  • Cancer:Gets upset at you for being rightfully mad at them
  • Leo:Dies if they're not in the center of attention
  • Virgo:Doesn't know how to ask anyone for help
  • Libra:Petty and childish
  • Scorpio:Still stuck in their Avril Lavigne phase
  • ...
What To Expect From The Zodiac Signs in 2016
Aries: Better job opportunities.Taurus: Letting go of people and things that no longer serve a purpose in your life.Gemini: Instead of living life in the fast lane they will be more attentive to the little things in life.Cancer: To focus more on themselves and not trying to please other people who d...
  • Aries:Energy
  • Taurus:Gluttony
  • Gemini:Knowledge
  • Cancer:Emotion
  • Leo:Pride
  • Virgo:Perfection
  • Libra:Lust
  • Scorpio:Control
  • ...